Stoop Kid Menu
Sides
Curlies
Seasoned Curly Fries that go BOIOIOIOING
US$4.50
Tots
Delicious Crispy Artisan Cylindrical Potato Shreds for YOUR Mouth.
US$4.50
Mac Balls
Panko Fried Mac and Cheese Balls w/ Hot Honey
US$9.00
Burgies
Caesar
Brisket Single, Gruyere, Parmesan Flakes, Romaine and Kale, Marinated Tomato, Pickled Red Onion and House Caesar Dressing on a Sesame Brioche Bun
US$13.00
Cheezer
(Grilled Cheese) Sharp Cheddar, American & Gruyere, Caramelized Onion, Tomato & Simple Sauce on Brioche Toast.
US$10.00
Sunny
Sausage-Seasoned Beef, American Cheese, Fried Egg and Fresno Sauce on a Sesame Brioche Bun
US$13.00
Regular
Brisket Single, American, Diced Pickles and Onions, Simple Sauce on a Kona Bun
US$10.00
Stoop
Brisket Single, Tillamook Cheddar, Caramelized Onion, Dill Pickle and Fancy Sauce on a Brioche Bun.
US$12.00
Burner
Brisket Single, Panela Cheese, Candied Jalapeno, Grilled Onion & Angry Sauce on an Onion Bun
US$13.00
Decaf
House Veggie Patty, Gruyere, Avo, Tomato, Sprouts, Diced Pickle & Onion, Spicy Sauce on an Onion Brioche Bun
US$13.00
Drinkies
Liquid Death
US$3.50
RC Cola
US$3.50
Hawaiian Punch
US$2.00
Cold Brew
US$5.50
Capri Sun
Pacific Cooler ;)
US$2.00
Black Lemonade
House lemonade darkened with charcoal
US$4.50
Yoohoo
US$2.00
NOT Beer ????
Water with bubbles
US$3.50
Sauces
Angry Sauce
I'd be shocked if it wasn't chipotle mayo
US$1.00
Simple Sauce
Tangy and kinda ketchup-y and put it on everything
US$1.00
Hot Honey
Honey and it is Hot
US$1.00
Stoopid Ass Ranch ????
Extremely Cool
US$1.00
Fancy Sauce
Like dijonaise but better
US$1.00